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Meet Dave, “Crypto Whisperer,” whose trading strategy is as unpredictable as a toddler at a candy store. Recently, Dave decided to dive headfirst into the wild world of $USUAL with a modest $500. Why? Because, according to him, “Fortune favors the brave—and the slightly delusional.” Dave’s strategy? Simple: YOLO and vibes. He bought $500 worth of USUAL when it was at $1.00, right before it shot up to $1.50. By the time he cashed out, his $500 had turned into a glorious $1,000. Naturally, Dave now considers himself the Warren Buffet of crypto. But here’s the kicker: Dave’s “strategy” wasn’t exactly rooted in sound financial analysis. His genius move? He scrolled through Twitter, saw someone tweet, “USUAL to the moon!” with a rocket emoji, and thought, “Why not?” After all, who needs technical charts or market research when you’ve got memes? Dave’s risk management was equally, uh, unique. Instead of diversifying, he went all-in on USUAL because, as he puts it, “Diversification is for people who don’t believe in miracles.” He also refused to set a stop-loss because he didn’t want to “jinx” his trade. “If you believe in your investment, you don’t plan an escape route,” he said, moments before refreshing his trading app for the 47th time that hour. When USUAL started climbing, Dave doubled down on his strategy. His “secret” technique? He held his position and refreshed the price chart every five minutes while chanting, “Please don’t crash, please don’t crash.” Spoiler: it worked—for now. Now, Dave is riding high on his $500 profit and is busy giving unsolicited trading advice to anyone who will listen. His favorite line? “Risk it all—it’s the only way to win big!” (Disclaimer: Dave also said this before losing $300 on Dogecoin last year, but we’re not supposed to talk about that.) In Dave’s own words, “Trading is easy. All you need is a gut feeling, a Twitter account, and the courage to ignore everyone who tells you to be cautious.” Of course, seasoned traders might call his strategy reckless, but hey, Dave’s $500 profit says otherwise. For now, anyway. So, if you’re feeling lucky—or just want to live dangerously—maybe take a page from Dave’s playbook. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you when it all goes sideways!

#What’s Your Next Memecoin Buy?# Rewards come in tips and drops, Perseverance births tenacity Push results in more results Where do you belong? Which route sounds familiar to you? When would you move up higher? What is your goal? Restrategize and Launch Out into the dip. The world is yours for the taking! $CETUS

#What’s Your Next Memecoin Buy?# Rewards come in tips and drops, Perseverance births tenacity Push results in more results Where do you belong? Which route sounds familiar to you? When would you move up higher? What is your goal? Restrategize and Launch Out into the dip. The world is yours for the taking! $CETUS

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*Major Factors Behind the Sudden Bitcoin Crash Today*!! *Leverage Trading Cool Down* Bitcoin’s Open Interest (OI) surged to over $129 billion and a volume of over $466 billion in the past 24 hours, signaling heightened demand from investors. In the past 24 hours, Tether printed $1 billion on Ethereum, but the Bitcoin meltdown was inevitable as trading volume remained low relative to the social media hype. Following yesterday’s Bitcoin pump, on-chain data shows that some whale investors took advantage of taking some profits. However, retail traders continued to purchase more in anticipation of further bullish trends. For instance, Meitu, a major Chinese institutional firm that was pro-Bitcoin, revealed they had sold all of their 948 BTC holdings in the past 24 hours. After the Bitcoin price drop, some whale investors rushed to purchase more BTC coins in anticipation of a fresh bull run in the near term. Altcoin Takeover As Bitcoin price retraced below $100k after yesterday’s fakeout, the altcoin industry has gained more bullish momentum. The TOTAL2 market cap, which excludes Bitcoin surged over 3 percent in the past 24 hours to hover about $1.57 trillion at the time of this writing. Meanwhile, Bitcoin dominance slipped 1 percent to hover about 55 percent on Friday, signaling a notable shift to the altcoin industry. Moreover, Ethereum’s (ETH) price has broken out of a major resistance level of around $3,800 and is en route to its all-time high. Consequently, Bitcoin’s bull run needed a cool down to attract more buyers and gain more fuel for a rally beyond $100k. $ETH